How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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You cant count them when its dark

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He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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scream) APPLE!!!

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None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.