None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
The Speaker of the House
Because they're not PC
All of them!
Replace the laces with earphones.
Pollution.