How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.