Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Ending them.
More guns.
There are Dave Matthews fans
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Two, but they have to be very small.
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
In bite-sized pieces.
Because of sanitation reasons.
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
It's beer pressure.
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
It failed the Smaug test.
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
