What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.