What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

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What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.