What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.