What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.