What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Alcoholism Jokes More Alcoholism Jokes

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.