What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.