What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.