What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !