What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!