What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.