What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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Have you ever tried worm pie !

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Worm your way out of that one !

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.