What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.