What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol