Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
He'll have Nunavut
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Pupil: The sausage!
Pupil: I get up early !
There were no jokes in the Post.
Because you can't read a dit.
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
I dunno, a Grover something.
