What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!