Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
A: Because it liked the tick talk.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
He had only one pupil.
It's impossible to put down
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
