Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.