Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !