Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.