Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !