How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"