What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Davey Crocket Jokes More Davey Crocket Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Daniel Boone Jokes More Daniel Boone Jokes

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "