What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Some mo Mexicans!

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BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

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How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.