What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.