What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

How are you today?

Me: Tim.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Davey Crocket Jokes More Davey Crocket Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Daniel Boone Jokes More Daniel Boone Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.