What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Davey Crocket Jokes More Davey Crocket Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Daniel Boone Jokes More Daniel Boone Jokes

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "