What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What do you call an Internet mystery?

An e-nigma.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car :P

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.