What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail