What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.