What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.