How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.