How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...