What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.