What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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The second coming of Jess.

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UCLA

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A Nobel Prize

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A jumbo jet !

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.