What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What is big hairy and can fly ?

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Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.