What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.