What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."