What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."