What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."