What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."