What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu