Flu Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."