What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.