What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu