What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit