What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.