What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

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What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit