What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's