What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit