What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo