What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What's black and smells like people?

Black People