What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.