What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.