What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.