The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Start dating them
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
12 months
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A llahu akbar
Pregnant.
Cause they would whistle on the way down
The taste.
For the watch .
Water Polio
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Boxing Midgets.
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
On the second page of google.
No, YOU the bomb.
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
A tissue
It had a little boogy in it.
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.