The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Because you start wearing less and going out more
Throw it into a wood chipper.
Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
It's not there.
The Mediterranean Sea.
The cannaBUS.
A Broad Stroke...
One has hope in her soul...
Santa stops at three Ho's
The spelling and pronunciation.
Because his watch has ended.
For the watch.
Kick boxing
what else could possibly be in there
Allah Garden.
Under the soap.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Party fowl.
A tissue
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
