The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
Carve a turkey
Because he's alive.
Bill Cosby
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies
It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)
None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.
Tracy
How they process things.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
Because he's a two timer.
A waist of time.
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Because it's Boxing Day!
Washington C.D
Stephen Hawking's personal gym.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
It had a little boogy in it.
Miss most of the film!
