Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part?

a Nepal.....

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.