Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

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What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.