How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Qualify Jokes More Qualify Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*