How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart