How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.