How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart