How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart