Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !