Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"