What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry