What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave