We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Too many thank-you notes.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Raisin' Bran.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
