What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).