Too many thank-you notes.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
A Beyonc.
They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.
Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"
