Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

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Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

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Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

Why do southern girls get pregnant so much more than northern girls?

Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"