Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Orgy Jokes More Orgy Jokes

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Southern Jokes More Southern Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

Southern Girl Jokes More Southern Girl Jokes

Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

Why do southern girls get pregnant so much more than northern girls?

Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"