Engage Jokes

Why should men not engage in esports while horny?

They get erekt.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?