Engage Jokes

Why should men not engage in esports while horny?

They get erekt.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

What's the capital of Ohio?

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?