What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Tour Jokes More Tour Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!