How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

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How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.