What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.