What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.