What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!