What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!