Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.