Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men