How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving