How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!