What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name