What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.