What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

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What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.