A new last name.
Chechen Nuggets
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
A new last name
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
A last name
Because NE-coli.
That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you
