What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov