What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you