Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.