Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."