Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!