Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.