Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!