Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!