Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

How do you torture Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.