Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Electricity.
Because he got Snowden!
The Inter-nyet.
A cussomer.
I mean cry me a river river right
Crimea a river
Because there's no Stalin.
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because he was a cagey bee agent.
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
An astronut.
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Russia kept Stalin it
They were afraid of Stalin.