Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!
The ones with food.
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.
Edward Snowed-in
They were afraid of Stalin.
Linen
Soviet Onions.
Antagony
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because X Marx the spot.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!