Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's .

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!