Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"