Soviet Russia Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!