What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.