What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Fabric Jokes More Fabric Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.