What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

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It'd be a waste of time.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen