What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.