Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words?

Watch this cause i'll only do it once."

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )