Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.