Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.