What are an idiot's last words?

Hey, watch this.

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.