Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?

Blon-D

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything