How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D