How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d