How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's