How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent