How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos