How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.