How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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They roll their J's.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.