Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.