Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan