Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.