Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

How are you today?

Me: Tim.

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.