Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
A casket
They don't know where home is.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
All Fridays Matter
Me: Tim.
He heard it had de y flavor.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
Just China be funny.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.