Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

Chairman Miaow !