Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching