Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...?

May the forth be with you"

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.