Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady