Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head