Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this