Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this