Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'