Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.