Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.