Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'