Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.