Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this