Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine