Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off