Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"