Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo